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Nov 24, 2009 12:13am
I decided to wait till the very last minute for this because that’s generally how I live my life but HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEGHAN!!  I hope your birthday week is full of Joey and Skelly fighting over you and there will be some fireworks and a big Harpoon to relax with once your polyamorous relationship is resolved!! Oh jeez, it’s already tomorrow.  Mountain time?

I decided to wait till the very last minute for this because that’s generally how I live my life but HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEGHAN!!  I hope your birthday week is full of Joey and Skelly fighting over you and there will be some fireworks and a big Harpoon to relax with once your polyamorous relationship is resolved!!

Oh jeez, it’s already tomorrow.  Mountain time?
Nov 23, 2009 11:04pm
That one there on the bottom…that’s my mom.

That one there on the bottom…that’s my mom.
Nov 23, 2009 6:46pm

IT'S TRUE.

Jeannette is wasted on relationships.  She just sent me this pickup line that she made up just now at the mall which involves going up to a hottie hott hott man and pointing at your clothes and saying “YO!  Guess what?  I’m NAKED under here!”

STEALING IT.

Nov 23, 2009 6:25pm
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

If every word I said
Could make you laugh
I’d talk forever
Nov 23, 2009 5:47pm

Let's ignore the sex and just focus on the girl in white and her crazy eyes.

tangello:lolporn:

sex can be so fun
Nov 23, 2009 5:09pm
I went to my favorite store Deals yesterday to go grocery shopping.  Yeah, I grocery shop at the $5 and under store whatever.  I bought The House Bunny for 3 bucks and when I texted Filipa to tell her, her reaction was this: “REALLY??  Is it a boy or girl??  What’s its name?!?!?!”

I went to my favorite store Deals yesterday to go grocery shopping.  Yeah, I grocery shop at the $5 and under store whatever.  I bought The House Bunny for 3 bucks and when I texted Filipa to tell her, her reaction was this: “REALLY??  Is it a boy or girl??  What’s its name?!?!?!”
Nov 23, 2009 4:53pm
This is a picture of me with a leftover xmas wreath that I found on the street and put on my head that January a couple years ago when it was summer for a few days.  Mescaline might have been involved.  I really miss that sweatshirt.

This is a picture of me with a leftover xmas wreath that I found on the street and put on my head that January a couple years ago when it was summer for a few days.  Mescaline might have been involved.  I really miss that sweatshirt.
Nov 23, 2009 4:30pm

Carmen's professor had a problem with her "preternatural" behavior.

Carmen: I’m supernatural, I’m preternatural.  I’m a hobgoblin!!

Nov 23, 2009 4:08pm

50 Practical Tips to Save You Half A Lifetime.

I am going to use this as an excuse to be obnoxious to men:

Sex: don’t overlook the possibility that the other person is waiting for you to make the first move; and remember that no male, however indifferent to your charms, is actually offended by a pass being made at him, though he may be a little startled.
Nov 23, 2009 2:59pm
I’m not usually into DJ stuff because I don’t understand it so I think it’s lame (the way I live my life, ya know) but if you are into DJ junk then you should click this and go listen to my friend Elliot’s mixxy mix that he made as his DJ alter ego.  It’s good.  I like it and I have impreccable taste.  Obviously. This is a picture of me trying to make Elliot uncomfortable by rubbing his chest on Friday so he would stop looking so mopey in pictures.  That’s what I do.  I touch people.

I’m not usually into DJ stuff because I don’t understand it so I think it’s lame (the way I live my life, ya know) but if you are into DJ junk then you should click this and go listen to my friend Elliot’s mixxy mix that he made as his DJ alter ego.  It’s good.  I like it and I have impreccable taste.  Obviously.

This is a picture of me trying to make Elliot uncomfortable by rubbing his chest on Friday so he would stop looking so mopey in pictures.  That’s what I do.  I touch people.
Nov 23, 2009 2:27pm
mykicks: Zac Equality Efron So weird.  This is what he looks like when we wake up in the morning.  In my bed.  Together.  After the sex.  Get it?

mykicks:

Zac Equality Efron

So weird.  This is what he looks like when we wake up in the morning.  In my bed.  Together.  After the sex.  Get it?
Nov 23, 2009 2:21pm
Please someone smaller than me, buy this Bob Mackie jacket so I can live vicariously through you.  I want to make sure that it goes to a good home.

Please someone smaller than me, buy this Bob Mackie jacket so I can live vicariously through you.  I want to make sure that it goes to a good home.
Nov 23, 2009 2:38am

Does the fact that I have never done that Farmville business mean that I am officially a college graduate?

It took a few years but Momma, I Made It!

Nov 22, 2009 11:34pm
I love Forever 21 except when they try to sell me this.

I love Forever 21 except when they try to sell me this.
Nov 22, 2009 11:07pm
WANT.  WANT.  WANT THEM.  WANT THESE.  WANT.  WANT.  WANT.  WANT NOW NOW NOW NOW WANT PLEASE HAVE WANT HAVE NEED HAVE WANT.

WANT.  WANT.  WANT THEM.  WANT THESE.  WANT.  WANT.  WANT.  WANT NOW NOW NOW NOW WANT PLEASE HAVE WANT HAVE NEED HAVE WANT.
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