January 2012
One episode of Downton Abbey left.
Decide to take a break and watch Lost in Austen AGAIN. Walk away from my computer and hear Lord Grantham’s voice. Am confused. Realize same actor plays Mr. Bennett.
Realize that I am very cool.
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OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH SOMEONE
You know how emotions are the weirdest things in...
And it’s possible to feel multiple conflicting emotions at once?
I cannot support that. I cannot support that there are certain people whom I cannot bring myself to cut the final string of friendship (facebook) even though I get sharp pangs at any gf related update. I cannot support the feelings of elation at the idea of getting to dress up in 20’s costume co-existing with the...
12 YEAR OLD HOT BOY UPDATE
Remember Carson from the summer who worked across the street from me?? I’m sure you don’t. It turns out that he is Karson with a K. Weird.
But ANYWAY. I’ve begun a hanging out friendship with a girl who worked with him and he is actually 20 but I’m a pedophile regardless. She took advantage of me by giving me drugs to smoke and then after I couldn’t stop saying...
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Modern Love
A couple, college-aged, each on their laptops. One watching Jersey Shore, the other Ridiculousness clips on YouTube (Is this a show? the anthropologist asks). Playing footsie under the table.
Romance at Barnes and Noble.
She chops! She chops!
shitmystudentswrite:
She looks like a flower, but she stings like a bee, like every girl in history, She bangs! She bangs! An old Ricky Martin song, She Bangs, tells of the power that women have. In Lizzie Borden’s case however, she chops.
I would like to legally adopt this student.
“I remember being in my mid-twenties, lying in bed thinking, I’ve never taken a...”
– Neil Patrick Harris saying all of the things I feel (via justfortonight)
This fucking baby boomer radio station.
All my dreams. Facts about the good ol’ days AND Steisand/Dion duets??? It’s basically my soul.
indierawk:
Fleet Foxes - Dancing On My Own...
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Weird first dates I've been on that come to mind...
The date with the guy who ignored me in favor of college basketball.
This last one when dude confessed his emotional sadnesses over other ladies.
The date where I got stoned with a guy and then he, like, made out with my foot.
The date with the guy who called himself a cat lady and has since become an ACTUAL lady.
Well I went on a first date tonight.
Turns out the dude dj’s the motown dance night that I adore and is cute so I was like SCORE!
And then my awesomeness encouraged him to unload all of the facts of his sadness over the girl he’s in love with. Who isn’t me. And also these girls who are in love with him. Who aren’t me. And also he rebuffed my verbal throwing of myself at him.
All I wanted was a good...
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Ryan Gosling is the Sylvester Stallone of our...
Things that make me sad on the daily volume 1...
The fact that I can’t purchase the entire series of Wishbone on dvd.
NYE 2011, Home By 10PM: The Andrea Story
December 2011
Too many movies are expiring on netflix instant for me to go out tonight.
robinmbrowne:
if anyone wants to delight me this christmas plz buy me a rats off to ya sweatshirt!
Dongs.
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Christmas music
So I was just thinking that a bunch of Christmas songs that we think of as classics were, at some point, the new lame ones (War is Over, Last Christmas). Does that mean the next generation will listen to Justin Bieber with family, around the tree?
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An old lady just thought I was pregnant.
And then after I told her I wasn’t, she touched my abdomen.
I don’t want to be caring about this as much as I am but I think it’s a given that all of my clothing will be made of spandex from now on. Exclusively.
