February 2012
Hi, my named is Holly Kogan.
You can call me Ho. My dad is Russian, and also Jewish*. He has both an ushanka and a kippah**.
*because that is what I learned through google about the name Kogan.
**because those are stereotypes.
I thought Hulk Hogan was named Ho Kogan until I...
Ho Kogan is my new alias for everything.
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I skipped some days because I can’t follow directions and also pot and then also on top of that, fucking.
Guys, I don’t even care that it’s all I can talk about, fucking is so good.
Theory of Relativity.
During a dry spell, porn is amazing. Once said dry spell has been broken and you remember what sex is like, porn is the worst thing in the world.
What my BLOG consists of
joaniepepperoni:
-hey look at me im trying to be funny
-hey look at me do you think I’m PRETTY??
-hey look I was trying to be funny on another website!
-I wish I had a boyfriend!!!
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The Anti-Lana Del Rey →
Sami the Great is an awesome, amazing singer who my friend Ashleigh manages and metromix just called her the anti-Lana Del Rey.
Which I’m pretty sure is good news for most everybody. So check out her self-titled album, out today and available probably everywhere!
You know those days when you expect something good...
And you run around getting all cute and your room ends up a disaster but you forget about it? So then when you get home it just makes you depressed because you had been so excited and expectant? And then you go masturbate six times to make up for the disappointment?
Today has been one of those days.
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January 2012
Living the Life
Saturday: pizza and build your own sundae party
Sunday: wine and games
One episode of Downton Abbey left.
Decide to take a break and watch Lost in Austen AGAIN. Walk away from my computer and hear Lord Grantham’s voice. Am confused. Realize same actor plays Mr. Bennett.
Realize that I am very cool.
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OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH SOMEONE
You know how emotions are the weirdest things in...
And it’s possible to feel multiple conflicting emotions at once?
I cannot support that. I cannot support that there are certain people whom I cannot bring myself to cut the final string of friendship (facebook) even though I get sharp pangs at any gf related update. I cannot support the feelings of elation at the idea of getting to dress up in 20’s costume co-existing with the...
12 YEAR OLD HOT BOY UPDATE
Remember Carson from the summer who worked across the street from me?? I’m sure you don’t. It turns out that he is Karson with a K. Weird.
But ANYWAY. I’ve begun a hanging out friendship with a girl who worked with him and he is actually 20 but I’m a pedophile regardless. She took advantage of me by giving me drugs to smoke and then after I couldn’t stop saying...
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Modern Love
A couple, college-aged, each on their laptops. One watching Jersey Shore, the other Ridiculousness clips on YouTube (Is this a show? the anthropologist asks). Playing footsie under the table.
Romance at Barnes and Noble.
She chops! She chops!
shitmystudentswrite:
She looks like a flower, but she stings like a bee, like every girl in history, She bangs! She bangs! An old Ricky Martin song, She Bangs, tells of the power that women have. In Lizzie Borden’s case however, she chops.
I would like to legally adopt this student.
“I remember being in my mid-twenties, lying in bed thinking, I’ve never taken a...”
– Neil Patrick Harris saying all of the things I feel (via justfortonight)
This fucking baby boomer radio station.
All my dreams. Facts about the good ol’ days AND Steisand/Dion duets??? It’s basically my soul.
indierawk:
Fleet Foxes - Dancing On My Own...
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Weird first dates I've been on that come to mind...
The date with the guy who ignored me in favor of college basketball.
This last one when dude confessed his emotional sadnesses over other ladies.
The date where I got stoned with a guy and then he, like, made out with my foot.
The date with the guy who called himself a cat lady and has since become an ACTUAL lady.
Well I went on a first date tonight.
Turns out the dude dj’s the motown dance night that I adore and is cute so I was like SCORE!
And then my awesomeness encouraged him to unload all of the facts of his sadness over the girl he’s in love with. Who isn’t me. And also these girls who are in love with him. Who aren’t me. And also he rebuffed my verbal throwing of myself at him.
All I wanted was a good...
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Ryan Gosling is the Sylvester Stallone of our...
