January 2010
“I’ve got that Boom Boom that you want.”
– Britney Jean Spears
December 2009
My NYE party starts at 9 but Jersey Shore is on at...
“Truth doesn’t count. Selling papers counts!”
– Life lessons from Steve Guttenberg.
remember how alive we all felt for a second when...
sparkleneelysparkle:
i know it was only like a minute ago but sometimes you just gotta look at the bright side.
And my boyfriend Jason Sudeikis plays a guitar hero guitar.
NYE
sweetvirginiabreeze:
It is a well-known fact that I hate New Year’s. Why? I hate that Christmas is over, I hate “Auld Lang Syne,” I hate the pressure and expectations of feeling like you HAVE to have a great time. In my life I’ve only had one truly amazing NYE, and that was three years ago. So, in hopes of resurrecting that night and having an amazing night, I’ve decided to wear the same dress...
WHAT?!?!???????????
Lalaine was arrested in July 2007 and charged with felony possession of methamphetamine. She has pled guilty to the crystal meth charge, but her record will be expunged when she completes a drug-treatment program.
An apostrophe will be the death of me.
My mother told me that she thinks I sleep around. ...
I went to the children's christmas mass with my...
Every year, during the children’s mass they have a little play about Jesus and whatnot. It’s always the exact same one. I played a shepherd when I was in 8th grade.
This is the current facebook picture of the girl that played the angel in my play:
BTW, EVERYBODY.
Today I bought a blue dress with purple buttons that looks like a dinosaur.
I'm learning so much being at my parents house...
Like, did you guys know that all of our special moments start with a Venus Embrace???
Sky High is a searing look into high school race...
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“I look good Chinese.”
– Olivia, who is 8.
The dough is back.
Moms: I'm going to lie on the couch.
Me: Why don't you just go to your room?
Moms: I feel bad lying down with the food.
“Can you go in my room and get the dough that’s under my covers?”
– My mother is insane.
I just got to use a horrible joke that was brewing...
Glen put random dollars on the christmas tree and he just got home with some chick and I used my “money grows on trees in this house” line. Pinnacle of my day.
I’m going on a drive to MA. SEE YA.
