December 2010
How much hotter are hipsters dudes in the winter...
Discuss.
Thursday morning.
The urge to add feta to my rice krispies.
In college I had a breakfast boyfriend.
He also worked at the library. I never talked to him. Not once. But I loved his face. I loved to look at his face. LOOK AT HIS FACE.
It is so handsome. I don’t think it’s crazy insane at all for me to have just looked him up using the internet. Ok. It’s totally insane. Whatev. Facts of Life theme song. Just the Facts of Life theme song to guide you home.
The low point of my adult life?
Crying in an IHOP bathroom before breakfast.
Fucking NY Post. I finish reading this. →
I receive this:
“You have gorgeous lips”
SHUT UP. I KNOW.
Is it like super or just kind of out of shape...
that I am out of breath from like 15 minutes of yoga? And also my neck hurts because yoga words make no sense to me and I had to look up at the screen anytime the chick said anything which really fucked up my yoga relaxation.
This is the Taj Mahouse. Someone lives here.
We had goals on this driving trip through central Massachusetts.
Goal 1: Find a random place to eat.
Goal 2: Find a really big rock.
On this day in history, we also discovered the location of the first ever wheel ever made. And I realized for the first time that my head is very flat in the back of itself.
honeycreepers asked: im going back through your old entries and stumbled across your ray bans from an estate sale. remember when me, you and maria found an estate sale and they looked at us like we had no money (because we didnt) so we tracked mud on their nice white carpet? i hope they learned their lesson.
honeycreepers asked: im going back through your old entries and stumbled across your ray bans from an estate sale. remember when me, you and maria found an estate sale and they looked at us like we had no money (because we didnt) so we tracked mud on their nice white carpet? i hope they learned their lesson.
Anonymous asked: what are you going to do when you can't say no and the feelings start to show? boy, i really need to know. how are you going to act? how are you going to handle that?
honeycreepers asked: ANDREA! ITS ME! LEAH! DO YOU STILL LOVE ME AND REMEMBER ME AND HAVE THAT RAINBOW TAPESTRY I GAVE YOU???!!!
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DO NOT DATE PEOPLE YOU ARE NOT ATTRACTED TO.
Attraction doesn’t grow. But I’m a shallow bitch so maybe that’s the problem.
I am guilty of accidental flirting.
I had to get fingerprinted today at the police station for my fancy new bank job. The man who did it for me is named Moose and he is a very large moosey man with missing teeth. While I was inked up we were chatting about the cops I know and chit chat whatever and I was totally just being friendly when Moose responded to my “yeah, he seems like a nice guy” comment with “who...
Anonymous asked: what did the elephant say to the naked guy? "how do you breath out of that thing?!"
WatchThis video features much more Delilah than it does me.
WatchThis is the coolest video right now. I am stoned right now.
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