February 2011
honeycreepers asked: andiwa, i miss your pretty face. im watching ANTM and its making me remember how well you can ~smile wit ur eyez~*~*~
January 2011
hipsterdiet:
Fleet Foxes - Helplessness Blues
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A thought I had.
While thoroughly brushing me teeth, I wondered if watching a girl thoroughly brush her teeth makes guys hot.
I can't get fun drunk anymore.
I get most of the way there but then I crash. It’s not even midnight and it’s band intermission. I’m sitting in the far corner of this back balcony typing this.
My friends are dancing or something. Maybe I should either take an extended break from drinking or stop having a brain that thinks thoughts. I’m leaning towards the latter.
How much would a lobotomy run me?
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OMG THIS IS OKCUPID AND MY LIFE.
REMEMBER WHEN I WAS TALKING TO A GUY FROM OKCUPID AND I WAS EXCITED TO GO ON A DATE WITH HIM BUT THEN HE LIKED CATS TOO MUCH???? And also I thought he sounded gay? And the highlights of the date were the little boy on the swings with us and buying Straight Talk on VHS at a gas station?
The guy who lived in Carroll Gardens and was kind of a dick when I told him that I lived in Bushwick?? I just...
husband requirements:
joaniepepperoni:
chest hair
lots of chest hair
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One time I went to a music video shoot.
The theme of which was an Edward Forty Hands party. I halfway went for the free forties and halfway for the possibility of becoming the most famous ever.
I finally watched the video just now and here is the extent of my stardom. That blue arm. My right arm and some of my hair were famous for a split second.
Thanks for the free booze dudes. Hope you become super successful.
Yeah....
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Differences between the six year old in Blue...
Kate: Dad, you are soooo silly.
Her Dad: Don’t you call me silly, child.
Kate: Well, I obviously meant to say handsome.
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Girl from Blue Valentine: Baby talk like a baby who isn’t six.
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Bonus quote from Jake, the eight year old:...
I'm typing this while naked in a doctors office.
It is way too fucking cold today for a gyno visit.
WatchThis is beautiful.
Addendum.
It’s not fair that I have to worry about how future me will feel instead of doing things that make me happy now. Don’t ever let anyone tell you that emotionally irresponsible people are unlucky.
Life choices...and how to live with them.
This past week was extremely hard for me mentally. I got reallllly happy early in the week and then I brought myself down. Hard. I got very drunk by myself twice and ended up late to work. One of those nights was the good one and the other night was the bad one. The latter involved wandering drunkenly around Cambridge, sitting in bars alone and drinking Jameson out of my purse. I called...
Why do men become smarter during sex?
joaniepepperoni:
Because they are plugged in to a genius.
lolololololol
I somehow have a quicktime file of Song of the...
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Wine is easier to drink when you're sad.
I thought I was talking to a guy in Michigan.
But today when I woke up I decided that I’m almost positive he is a sign of oncoming schizophrenia. I keep dreaming about this dude.* Like every night. The first one was a fun one but then I got to the point where he was in there but ignoring me. I haven’t talked to him in like two days so my crazy insecure brain decided to dream last night that he told me he had decided to live “off the grid” and...
Olivia and I are having a conversation about what...
I told her it’s when a girl kisses alllll the boys. She keeps asking if I know any hussies. I can’t handle this anymore you are nine years old I can’t tell you about sluts and whores yet.
It's future album cover time!!
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It’s so important to me. Vote for Justin Calcasola.
Way of life*
“Fuck all of y’all, I’m going to bed with my boyfriend, Chocolate.”
*or what I just said out loud to my empty kitchen.
Estate sales break my heart part II
A freezer for sale still full of food.
