February 2012
robinmbrowne:
some nights i wanna stay up real late and do hoodrat stuff on the internet
but then my body’s like nah
cha cha real smooth into fetal posish
cause it’s sleepy time
#deliriousfrombeingtired
#iunderstandthisisnothowhashtagswork
Guys, I used nebbish in a sentence the other day without even knowing that I knew what it meant and then I looked it up and it was exactly what I thought. I’m still so proud about it.
I’m a genius is what I’m saying.
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Waffle Cone Nightmares
DO NOT STEAL MY BAND NAME.
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Things Best Friends Do On Daily Phone Calls
Argue with each other about how the other person is better looking and more talented and less emotionally stunted.
“Life is so difficult, it’s so hard. If we don’t laugh at anything, then we’re...”
– Joan Rivers (via drinkyourjuice)
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My middle school principal just called me Crystal.
:(
Galentines Day Miracle
When the old lady in line for the movies tapped me on the shoulder and asked if I watched Downton Abbey, I was quite confused. Until she continued and asked if I realized how much I look like the youngest sister. Then I did embarrassing beaming and was super happy because seriously,
MY FACE
=
is not something I have a problem with.
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Ghetto Hikes →
I’m 28. I have a full time job leading urban kids on nature hikes. I simply write down shit they say.
I LOVE CHILDREN ALL THE CHILDREN.
Hi, my named is Holly Kogan.
You can call me Ho. My dad is Russian, and also Jewish*. He has both an ushanka and a kippah**.
*because that is what I learned through google about the name Kogan.
**because those are stereotypes.
I thought Hulk Hogan was named Ho Kogan until I...
Ho Kogan is my new alias for everything.
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I skipped some days because I can’t follow directions and also pot and then also on top of that, fucking.
Guys, I don’t even care that it’s all I can talk about, fucking is so good.
Theory of Relativity.
During a dry spell, porn is amazing. Once said dry spell has been broken and you remember what sex is like, porn is the worst thing in the world.
What my BLOG consists of
joaniepepperoni:
-hey look at me im trying to be funny
-hey look at me do you think I’m PRETTY??
-hey look I was trying to be funny on another website!
-I wish I had a boyfriend!!!
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The Anti-Lana Del Rey →
Sami the Great is an awesome, amazing singer who my friend Ashleigh manages and metromix just called her the anti-Lana Del Rey.
Which I’m pretty sure is good news for most everybody. So check out her self-titled album, out today and available probably everywhere!
You know those days when you expect something good...
And you run around getting all cute and your room ends up a disaster but you forget about it? So then when you get home it just makes you depressed because you had been so excited and expectant? And then you go masturbate six times to make up for the disappointment?
Today has been one of those days.
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