08 1 / 2012
Well I went on a first date tonight.
Turns out the dude dj’s the motown dance night that I adore and is cute so I was like SCORE!
And then my awesomeness encouraged him to unload all of the facts of his sadness over the girl he’s in love with. Who isn’t me. And also these girls who are in love with him. Who aren’t me. And also he rebuffed my verbal throwing of myself at him.
All I wanted was a good dicking. I remain undicked. And it’s really difficult for me to not take it personally.