Whoopi Goldberg

Weird first dates I’ve been on that come to mind right now:

• The date with the guy who ignored me in favor of college basketball.
• This last one when dude confessed his emotional sadnesses over other ladies.
• The date where I got stoned with a guy and then he, like, made out with my foot.
• The date with the guy who called himself a cat lady and has since become an ACTUAL lady.