23 1 / 2012
12 YEAR OLD HOT BOY UPDATE
Remember Carson from the summer who worked across the street from me?? I’m sure you don’t. It turns out that he is Karson with a K. Weird.
But ANYWAY. I’ve begun a hanging out friendship with a girl who worked with him and he is actually 20 but I’m a pedophile regardless. She took advantage of me by giving me drugs to smoke and then after I couldn’t stop saying how hot he is. Since he is 20 years old it made sense to have her text and tell him how hot I think he is.
Hitting on a young boy is like buying a time machine.
HIS RESPONSE: “Oh, the nice girl?” Which just proves how awesome I continue to be at flirting.
See you on Spring Break!
