Remember Carson from the summer who worked across the street from me?? I’m sure you don’t. It turns out that he is Karson with a K. Weird.
But ANYWAY. I’ve begun a hanging out friendship with a girl who worked with him and he is actually 20 but I’m a pedophile regardless. She took advantage of me by giving me drugs to smoke and then after I couldn’t stop saying how hot he is. Since he is 20 years old it made sense to have her text and tell him how hot I think he is.
Hitting on a young boy is like buying a time machine.
HIS RESPONSE: “Oh, the nice girl?” Which just proves how awesome I continue to be at flirting.
See you on Spring Break!
